Soft, heavyweight cotton with a lived-in, garment-dyed feel — this relaxed tee carries a bold, humorous back print that reads like a late-night confession. It sits roomy across the shoulders and drapes casually over jeans or shorts. Wear it after a long week to dissolve into easy conversation, or pull it on for a laid-back night out where your shirt does the talking. The texture is matte and slightly vintage from the post-construction dye, so colors look muted and natural instead of glossy. Durable double-needle stitching and a tubular, side-seam–free build mean this shirt keeps shape and resists twisting, even after many washes. Whether you’re heading to trivia night, meeting friends at the local bar, or lounging at home, this tee feels familiar — like an old friend that knows exactly what you’ll say next.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk comfort
- Garment-dyed construction for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and durable double-needle stitching
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Size range S–4XL with sewn-in label; available in 58 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean